Best Things to Never Eat

I've derived this list from personal experiences, and I hope that my mistakes will someday be your triumphs.

1. Airplanes of any sort--Their size is simply unwieldy.

2. Turkey basters-- That little bulb at the end makes it problematic.

3. Any electronics, especially with salt-- Sodium conducts electricity you see...Oh ions!

4.Abstract nouns-- They don't satisfy one's appetite to say the least.

5. Lead-- I was attempting to live like the Romans, and I read somewhere that they seasoned their food with lead.

6.Medicine ball-- The sand inside them is rather unpleasant.

7. Popsicle sticks-- While the popsicle that was once on it was delicious, the stick certainly is not.

8.Bo Staff (even one that is less than your height)-- It's sort of like a giant popsicle stick if you think about it so by the transitive property, this one is also not a good one to try.

9.Gravel--Pigeons need it to digest their food. You don't.

10. Any woodwind instruments-- They will not make every exhale sound magnificent.