More Risks

Wearing a backpack is one of the greatest risks one can ever take in their life. I usually avoid wearing a backpack and instead, I carry all of my belongings from class to class with my arms. Anyway, let me explain about the backpack. It's behind you (which is why the "back" part of backpack is there) so you can't see what it's doing. It could all of a sudden tighten its straps and strangle you three-quarters of the way to death. That's enough for brain damage. Also, some people might put unwanted things in your 'pack like a cabbage or some crayons. Cabbages have bugs and sand in them, and sometimes they don't get all of the bugs out at the cabbage factory, and I'm afraid of being swarmed and covered by ants and flies and spiders and other cabbagey bugs. Crayons are made of wax, and bees make wax, and sometimes, bees get caught in the wax at the crayon factory. The wax acts as a preserving agent, so the bees are basically in suspended animation until they burst into life and sting you 3946723 times. Not only that, they are the WRONG COLOR because of the dye.