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Fun with MSDS (Material Safety Data Sheet)

Here are some of the warnings that are given by the MSDS regarding some fairly common household chemicals:

1. Flour (microcrystalline cellulose)
WARNING! POWDERED MATERIAL MAY FORM EXPLOSIVE DUST-AIR MIXTURES. COMBUSTIBLE SOLID.
Lab Protective Equip: GOGGLES; LAB COAT; VENT HOOD; PROPER GLOVES

2. Water
Lab Protective Equip: GOGGLES; LAB COAT
Fire Extinguishing Media:
Use extinguishing media appropriate for surrounding fire.

3. Sucrose (sugar)
Lab Protective Equip: GOGGLES; LAB COAT; PROPER GLOVES
Ingestion:
If large amounts were swallowed, give water to drink and get medical advice.

4. Sodium Chloride (table salt)
WARNING! CAUSES EYE IRRITATION.
Lab Protective Equip: GOGGLES; LAB COAT; PROPER GLOVES

5. Caffeine (Coffee lovers beware of excessive ingestion: This could happen to you.)
WARNING! HARMFUL IF SWALLOWED OR INHALED. CAUSES IRRITATION TO SKIN, EYES AND RESPIRATORY TRACT. POSSIBLE BIRTH DEFECT HAZARD. MAY CAUSE BIRTH DEFECTS BASED ON ANIMAL DATA.
Chronic Exposure:
Excessive use of caffeine may lead to digestive disturbances, constipation, palpitations, shortness of breath and depressed mental states. Possible teratogen. May cause congenital malformation in the fetus.
Ingestion:
Induce vomiting immediately as directed by medical personnel. Never give anything by mouth to an unconscious person. Get medical attention.

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Cool Story, Bro.

REPTILE IS A CHARACTER FROM THE MORTAL KOMBAT SERIES HE IS A LIZARMAN REPTILE BUT HE HAS HUMAN MASK SO NOBODY SEES THIS HE CAN SHOOT ENNERGY BALL THIS IS WHY HE IS MY FAVORITE CARACTER HE WAS FIRST IN MK1 WHEN HE WAS SECRET AND HE FACE WAS IN BETWEEN FIHGTS BUT YOU COULD FIGHT HIM HE WAS HARD IN MORTAL KOMBAT 2 HE WAS PLAYBLE CARACTER HE WAS COOL HE HAD TO FATALITIES HE WOULD TURN INVISBLE AND CUT PERSON IN HALF HE WOULD ALOS TEAR OFF MASK AND EAT ENEMY HEAD IN MORTAL KOMBAT 3 HE GOT COOLER HE COULD TURN INVISIBLE HIS FATLITY WAS SPRAYING ACID ON OPPONENT HE COULD ALSO EAT OPPONENTS HOLE BODY IT WAS AWSOME

What I Might Name My Kids (Now With Sex!)

1. Leviticus (M)
2. Lucifer (M)
3. Zinfandel (F)
4. Balthazar (M)
5. Magdalyna (F)
6. Mieczyslaw (M)
7. Astrid (M/F)
8. Manifest Destiny (F)
9. Gwennifer (F)
10. Aayaat (F)
11. Octavia (F)
12. Laertes (M)
13. Pertussis (F)
14. Quetzalcoatl (M)
15. Damascus (M)
16. Tuppence (M)
17. Xerxes (M)
18. Nebuchadnezzar (M)
19. Mofo (M)
20. Heracles (M)
21. Kaepora Gaebora (M)

Top 20 Places Where I Don't Live

20. The Alamo
19. Djursholm, Sweden
18. Elsinore, Denmark (sorry, Hamlet)
17. The world's largest ball of twine, Minnesota
16. Mammoth Cave, Kentucky
15. Speaking of caves, Carlsbad Caverns, California/New Mexico
14. Seyðisfjörður, Iceland
13. Kamchatka, Russia
12. Rita Repulsa's former space dumpster
11. Zebulon, Georgia
10. Boqueixón, Spain
9. Beirut
8. Gjirokastër, Albania
7. Anne Hathaway's several times reconstructed house, Stratford-Upon-Avon, United Kingdom
6. Dhamar, Yemen
5. Abu Dabhi
4. Vefa Kilise Mosque
3. The large asteroid, 3 Juno
2. Air Force Two
1. The space occupied by a mole of gas

The Bicycle Story

Once upon a time, in the village of Pestilence, there was a very beautiful sister who had an incredibly ugly sister. Their names were Rubella and Mumps, respectively. One day, their mother asked Rubella to kindly take her sister to town in order to purchase a bicycle built for two that they would share. "But mother, I would never ride such a bike with her. She is far too embarrassing to be with, and she has no friends."

Although that was very true, the mother sent them on their way. Rubella was far too embarrassed to be seen with Mumps, so she put her in a burlap sack and tied it to the back of the wagon.

When they arrived, Rubella reluctantly let Mumps out of the sack and requested that she walk at least 300 cubits behind her. As they made their way down Main Street, people threw everything from rotten produce, to large mackerel at poor Mumps because of her far less than comely appearance. 300 cubits ahead, Rubella was receiving wedding proposals and even a sash that read "Ms. Pestilence." She had won a beauty contest without even entering! Before they had arrived at the bike shop, Mumps has been arrested by Sheriff Typhoid and subsequently exiled for indecent exposure--namely her face. Rubella did as she was told and bought a bicycle built for two, but the number of people for which it was built seemed to be insufficient, as there were many who wanted to share the bike with Rubella.

The End.

Oysters--An (Anti)-Ode

Oysters live at the bottom of the sea
Resembling rocks and so ugly.
They're good to eat
If you like their meat
With Tabasco sauce
Cooked, raw, or steamed.

Oysters, oysters
Candy of the sea
Oysters, oysters
They grow from seeds.

Oysters don't taste that good to me,
Yet I'm singing this song so gleefully.
They slide like slime right down your throat.
You can eat them on the beach or on a boat.

Oysters, oysters
Candy of the sea
Oysters, oysters
They grow from seeds.