Top 10 Reasons to Eat Fire

1. The calories are already burned for you.
2. It coats your throat (much like tomato soup).
3. It's a finger food.
4. It probably tastes like chicken.
5. You feel like a dragon.
6. It comes in different colors.
7. Your stomach can act as a hot plate.
8. Instead of having the sensation of hotness (like that which is caused by chili peppers), it actually is hot.
9. You make food with it, so really, you're cutting out the middleman.
10 You won't need to get x-rays on your stomach anymore.