Top 20 Places Where I Don't Live

20. The Alamo
19. Djursholm, Sweden
18. Elsinore, Denmark (sorry, Hamlet)
17. The world's largest ball of twine, Minnesota
16. Mammoth Cave, Kentucky
15. Speaking of caves, Carlsbad Caverns, California/New Mexico
14. Seyðisfjörður, Iceland
13. Kamchatka, Russia
12. Rita Repulsa's former space dumpster
11. Zebulon, Georgia
10. Boqueixón, Spain
9. Beirut
8. Gjirokastër, Albania
7. Anne Hathaway's several times reconstructed house, Stratford-Upon-Avon, United Kingdom
6. Dhamar, Yemen
5. Abu Dabhi
4. Vefa Kilise Mosque
3. The large asteroid, 3 Juno
2. Air Force Two
1. The space occupied by a mole of gas