Okay, so This One Time...

Ok, so this one time I was watching the History Channel at night during a thunderstorm. They were playing a special about the apocalypse (I know real smart to watch that at night). Then, right when they got to the part where they were talking about how it was very possible that the world would end soon, the power went out and the transformer exploded outside (I didn't know it was the transformer at the time). I was so scared that I fell out of my bed. Unfortunately for me, I have a loft bed. Ow.
Ok. So this one time, I was camping in the middle of winter with the Girl Scouts and it was my job to watch the baked potatoes and turn them in the fire. Unfortunately for me, the girls neglected to figure out how I was supposed to turn them before they threw all of the foil covered potatoes in there. I tried moving them with sticks, but they didn't turn; they just moved around. Eventually, I just gave up on the sticks, put on a pair of leather gloves, and turned them with my hands. I managed not to catch on fire because I was quick about taking my hand in and out of the fire; I didn't want to burn any of the hair off of my arms like I had last summer.
Ok, so this one time, I was bored, so I decided to pretend I was hunting in the jungle. I took out my marshmallow gun and started running around the house and shooting random things with it. I think I got a little carried away cuz I pumped up the gun a little too much once or twice, causing a few things to get broken. I stopped then. Marshmallow guns are awesome!
Ok, so this one time when I was sitting on the couch in the living room, and all of a sudden th-- alright, I'll cut to the point. Never eat raspberries.
Ok, so this one time I was at my friend's house and I decided it would be cool to watch TV upside-down on the couch and drink a juice box. Apparently Bridgette thought it would be cool to do the same. Then, I laughed while drinking and I got a load of grape juice in my sinuses, which caused Bridgette to laugh and get some in hers. It resulted in a sinus infection.
Moral: Upside-down drinking means you ain't been thinking.
Ok, so this one time in Mr. Shorey's science class, we didn't have anything to do, so we watched a movie. Let me tell you: it was the most boring movie EVER. It was so boring I don't even remember what it was about. sooooooooo... I piled up the books on my desk to prop my head up in case I fell asleep so it would look like I was watching. The bell rang and my friend Meghan asked me what I thought about the movie. I said that I really like the part when the boot was skydiving from the plane and that I really wasn't quite sure how it related to the subject we were studying. Meghan told me that nothing like that happened at all during the movie. I must have fallen asleep and dreamed that I was watching the movie.