If I Were a Color...

If I were a color, I'd be rainbow. Rainbows go hand-in-hand with unicorns, and I've always wanted to be one. They are mystical magical majestic creatures that are like horses, but better because they have a golden horn that sticks out of their forehead plus they're magic. Their hair is also iridescent which is like rainbow, but lighter, and shimmery like glitter and sequins, which I also like. If you wear as much glitter and sequins as I do, you'll notice how it reflects rainbows EVERYWHERE (!) like a disco ball, which is a whole ball of giant glitter. Rainbows have pots of gold at the end of them too, and gold is like giant glitter, but you can buy stuff like unicorns with it. I hear the price is at over $900 an ounce, so you could buy a lot of unicorns with that or go to A.C. Moore and buy a whole ton of glitter. Literally 2000 pounds of pure glitter. Or like a bazillion bedazzles. Sometimes glitter reflects just plain light, but I've been told that there's a whole rainbow in there and if you use a prism or another type of glitter, you can see the rainbow. I also like Skittles, and if I could really taste the rainbow, I imagine it would taste like Skittles. Not Skittles gum because gum is dangerous to swallow, but swallowing a rainbow isn't. If they made a Skittles cotton candy, that would be perfect.