Saturday, July 12, 2008

Top 10 Reasons to Live Underground

1. No one gets to be the boss of you because no one else lives underground yet (subways don't count).
2. You're allergic to UV light or SPF (the latter for me).
3. You won't get hit by lightning.
4.Moss is one of your favorite things to eat.
5. Also, fungi.
6. There is an unlimited supply of rocks.
7. You can make all the mud pies you want.
8.You've always wanted to be a hermit.
9. Money is stupid. Rocks are better.
10. No sunburns.

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