Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Oysters--An (Anti)-Ode

Oysters live at the bottom of the sea
Resembling rocks and so ugly.
They're good to eat
If you like their meat
With Tabasco sauce
Cooked, raw, or steamed.

Oysters, oysters
Candy of the sea
Oysters, oysters
They grow from seeds.

Oysters don't taste that good to me,
Yet I'm singing this song so gleefully.
They slide like slime right down your throat.
You can eat them on the beach or on a boat.

Oysters, oysters
Candy of the sea
Oysters, oysters
They grow from seeds.

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